I'm a 38-year-old stay-at-home mom to the World's Cutest Kid, and I was diagnosed with multiple myeloma in November 2005. This is a chronicle of my adventures in mommyhood, cancer survival, and everything in between.
Saturday, November 09, 2013
Princess dresses are low in fiber
One day I found this in our upstairs hallway:
For those of you who don't see this kind of thing in your upstairs hallway every single day, this is a Rancor Monster action figure from Return of the Jedi with a rubber Cinderella dress sticking out of his, uh, bottom.
I kept walking past it, not really wanting to acknowledge it, until I finally had to break down and ask.
WCK was very casual about it.
"Oh, yeah, he ate a princess, and now … he's very uncomfortable."