My M-spike results are back and -- woo! -- it went back down to 1.4 where it belongs, just like I knew it would. My magical Bon Jovi photo worked once again. It works every single time. I don't know why scientists aren't trying to use magical Bon Jovi photos to cure cancer. Why, scientists? Why? If any of you have connections to the Smart Scientific Community, could you please tell them about this? It could revolutionize medicine. Bad medicine, that is.
Anyway, I'll just go ahead and congratulate myself with a magical Donnie Wahlberg photo. Thanks, Donnie.