What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You sure are BOO-tiful!
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
What does a bird say at Halloween?
Trick or TWEET!
Then, WCK made up two of her own original jokes:
How does a frog carry his library books?
In a TOAD bag!
When do reptiles fall from the sky?
During a bil-LIZARD!
When I asked WCK if the kids laughed at her jokes, she said, "No, but that's OK. Nobody EVER laughs at the jokes during comedian time."
Wow. Who knew first-graders were such a tough crowd? I mean, "Toad Bag" alone is comic gold. Maybe they just haven't had enough beer.