Saturday, April 02, 2011


I made an appointment for a checkup at the Mayo Clinic in June. Today I got my confirmation letter and schedule in the mail. All of it looked fine, until I saw a rather ominous line in the letter:

"One or more specimen containers with instructions will be mailed to you under separate cover."

Oh, dear God. The pod is coming! The pod is coming! Run! Save yourselves!!!


Team S said...

I keep thinking that it could be worse (this is my coping mechanism). Can you imagine a poop pod?

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

In all my medical adventures, I have yet to meet the pod ... I feel somehow left out. Good luck with it, and with the results. Will be thinking of you!

Karen's Sister said...

Perhaps you could make it more sophisticated, like:

"pPod: There's an app for that"