Sunday, May 23, 2010

Priorities

Early this morning -- very, very, very, very early this morning -- WCK was in the bathroom down the hall, and I heard her yelling for me in all-capital letters. "MOMMY! MOMMY! I NEEEEEEEED YOU!!!! MOMMMM-MAAAAY!!" (Repeat about 11 times) I thought maybe she'd fallen in or something, so I managed to crawl out of bed and stagger down the hall with my eyes closed. Until I've consumed a Diet Coke, nearly every task is performed in a staggering, closed-eye manner.

I arrived at the bathroom to discover she was perfectly fine, but she faced a moral dilemma and needed some advice.

"I need to flush, but I don't want the noise to wake up Daddy!"

Yeah.

5 comments:

Jen said...

Not laughing at all...

Margaret said...

Me neither...

(although it's hard not to, since my verification word is ronintly...)

Susie Hemingway said...

I am afraid this did make me chuckle - kids logic is just the best!

Anonymous said...

Send this one to Reader's Digest. It's worth some bucks. : )

Grandma Marty said...

That anonymous person was me. Or was it I? I messed up on choosing the right I.D.