The fact that we took our child on a tour of the Anheuser-Busch Brewery continues to haunt us.
Today, Jay and WCK went out on a daddy-daughter date. They went to Toys R Us and bought a Batman coloring book and then had hot dogs and root beer at the park. (Root beer, people. Diet root beer, at that.) When they arrived home, WCK was bursting with good news.
"Mommy!" she exclaimed, "Daddy let me drink BEER!"
It's only a matter of time before she tells this story to a preschool teacher and Child Protective Services shows up at our door.