Today, WCK and I took Garland to the vet for her yearly checkup, and the doctor found a little lump under her skin. The doctor looked nervous and then noticed how nervous I looked and then tried really hard to not look nervous. Garland has to go in next week to have surgery to get it removed and find out what it is.
I am mad. Just mad. Look, Cancer Fairy, you got me. Fine. Whatever. But you do not mess with my cat.