The song "Sexify My Love" from the new NKOTB CD is everything I had hoped for and more. What can you say about a song that finds two words to rhyme with "consummate"? OK, technically, I don't think "conversate" (as in, "to have a conversation") is a real word, but then again, neither is "sexify."
And the portion of the song about, um, consummating on the hood of a car? PURE POETRY!!
P.S. After Jay found out I bought not one, but two NKOTB CDs, he told me I'm not allowed to make fun of anything dumb he buys ever again. Maybe he has a point.