I'm learning how to knit, and it turns out that knitting is REALLY HARD. My friend Abigail is an extreeeeeeeemely patient knitting teacher, which is good, because I am the Forrest Gump of the knitting world. It took me two hours to make this:
Jay was extremely supportive and said that it could be a blanket for an earthworm. If any of you come across a chilly earthworm, let me know, and I'll send the blanket right out.