It's been a while since Cancer Girl has posted anything about, well, cancer. It's been kind of nice. Unfortunately, it is that time again: I go back to the Kansas City Cancer Center tomorrow morning for my blood test. I don't expect anything to be really wrong with me in general, since I still feel OK, but I'm starting to accept the fact that my M-spike is going to keep going up and up and up. Last time, it was 4.6. I wonder if I'm going to break the 5.0 barrier this time. If it's over 5.0, I'm going to have a margarita. Or at least a slushie with some alcohol in it.
There's an episode of The Simpsons where Bart doesn't get to go on a field trip and instead has to sit in the principal's office licking envelopes. "You can make a game of it," says Principal Skinner enthusiastically. "See how many envelopes you can lick in an hour, and then try to break that record."
That's what I'll do. I'll see how high my M-spike can go, and then try to break that record.
Bring it on, 5.0. Bring it on.