Wow: I haven't blogged in a whole week. I think that's a new record for me. I haven't been doing much except dodging phone calls from every political candidate in the state of Missouri. Just as I typed these few sentences, the phone rang again. We even got a couple of messages from the Republican party. What? Neither Jay nor I have ever voted Republican, or even thought kind thoughts about a Republican candidate in our entire lives. Why are they calling here? If they vant to suck my blood, they are more than welcome to it. Mmm ... cancer-filled treat.
Where was I?
Oh, right. I haven't been doing much that is blog-worthy. Yesterday, poor, poor WCB had her first bout with stomach flu. I had my first bout of having to clean up after someone with the stomach flu. Did you know that vomit can fly? For a while, I wasn't sure if I should call the pediatrician or a priest. If anyone knows how to get baby throwup out of a board-book edition of Go, Dog, Go, please e-mail me. Fortunately, everyone is doing much better now.
See? I told you it wasn't blog-worthy. You really need to take these warnings more seriously.