Where does the time go? Two weeks from today, I have to haul my Marcia Brady blood into the Mayo Clinic for another three-month appointment. Listen up, Marcia: You'd better not be doing anything bad in there. You'd better not be accepting dates with two different boy blood cells for the same night. I don't care if one of them is the Big Blood Cell on Campus. It's not right. I will personally hit you in the face with a football, and I'll enjoy it.
I always did like Jan much better.