I've been thinking about what I wrote yesterday, about how my doctor said the plasma cell is a "badly named cell." I think this calls for Cancer Girl's Official Plasma Cell Re-naming Contest.
I'm now accepting entries. It can be something derogatory (The Cell from Hell), or perhaps just the opposite. If a doctor said to you, "I'm sorry, but you have increased numbers of Super Terrific Happy Cells in your bone marrow", it might take some of the sting out of the bad news.